Thursday, October 9, 2008

On a F**k Roll

Brian and I have laughed so hard with this video and picture that we wanted to share.

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Heather's Moving Castle said...

You gotta be freaking kidding me!!! You are so f-n funnY!

Anonymous said...

LOL! Thanks a F**kn bunch! That was just what I F**kn needed to start my day!
As repayment for the laugh, here's one in return, you lucky F**Kr. ;o)
Shit - A Word of Many (Ab)Uses

Shit may be the most powerful word in the english language:

You can be shitfaced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for
brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a
place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit, or tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life

People can be shitheaded, shitbrained, shitblinded, and
shitover. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits,
dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw
shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You
can take a shit, give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can
find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit
and some days are just shitty. Some music sounds like shit,
things look like shit, and there are times when you feel like

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
the wrong shit, or alot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit , or find yourself
up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you
touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose. Shit! When you stop to
consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember: once you know your shit, you don't need to
know anything else.
Have a F**Kn great day! :o)

(I'd sign my name but you never know who the F**k might see it and I'd hate to tarnish my good reputation. Then I'd be F**kd. ;o) )

Frank said...


Depraved Dexter is fuckin' furious and horrible Hannibal feasts on fuckin' free-range rude folks.

"Be polite" indeed!

Alex Polikowsky said...

Hey I am glad you all fuk***ng like this sh**t!
This Dexter season is making me happy!:)

Heather's Moving Castle said...

I miss Dexter!! We still have to watch last Sunday's show! We are addicted, thanks to you! ;)

Heart Rockin Mama said...

So f'n funny!

mindy said...

I loved that F***ing video! I, too, will be laughing my ass off for quite some time. Thanks for the chuckle!

Amina said...

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